Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!