Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!