The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
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Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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