Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror.
She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now."
Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!"
...and then the fight started.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.