Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".