The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.
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has 52.24 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: age, fat, husband, marriage
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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