The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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