The best fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Vote: has 53.58 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Vote: has 53.58 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Vote: has 53.58 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.
Vote: has 53.28 % from 182 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: age, fat, husband, marriage
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Vote: has 52.93 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Vote: has 52.93 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Vote: has 52.93 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dinosaur, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Vote: has 52.42 % from 50 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Vote: has 52.38 % from 28 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Vote: has 52.23 % from 45 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: fat, insulting, mexican, Yo mama


<<<27282930
More jokes →
Page 27 of 34.