A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately.
However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets.
Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?"
His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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Why can't single women fart?
They don't get an asshole till they get married.