The best fat jokes

Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, fat
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