Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror.
She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now."
Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!"
...and then the fight started.
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately.
However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets.
Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?"
His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Why can't single women fart?
They don't get an asshole till they get married.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.