The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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