A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror.
She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now."
Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!"
...and then the fight started.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
Vote:
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.