Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.