The best fat jokes

"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting, fat
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, stupid, Yo mama
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