The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, fat, Yo mama
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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