Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.