The best fat jokes

Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.
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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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