The best fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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