Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.