Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.