Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.