Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.