Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror.
She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now."
Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!"
...and then the fight started.