The best fat jokes

Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
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