The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, school, Yo mama
A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.
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has 52.19 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: age, fat, husband, marriage
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
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