Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.