Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.