The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, fat, Yo mama
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, music, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
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