"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.