The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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