Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.