Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately.
However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets.
Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?"
His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.