The best fat jokes

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
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