The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, technology, Yo mama
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, IT, work
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, music, travel, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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