Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
There is a lady laying in bed.
At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.”
His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.”
Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”