Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.