The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
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"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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