Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.