Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.