The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.
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has 53.28 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: age, fat, husband, marriage
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mexican, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, stupid, Yo mama
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