The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, fat
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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has 49.76 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting, fat
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