The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.
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has 51.76 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: age, fat, husband, marriage
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, fat
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