Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.