Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror.
She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now."
Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!"
...and then the fight started.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.