Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.