Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.