Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.