Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.