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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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