The best fat jokes

Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Vote: has 48.79 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Vote: has 48.78 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
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"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Vote: has 48.26 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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