The best fat jokes

Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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