Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.