Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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