Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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