Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.