The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, technology, Yo mama
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