The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Vote: has 50.45 % from 9 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Vote: has 50.29 % from 29 votes. Send joke:
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Vote: has 49.93 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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