The best fat jokes

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 49.80 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, Yo mama
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