Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
There is a lady laying in bed.
At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.”
His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.”
Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.