Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.