The best fat jokes

Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, ugly, Yo mama
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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has 48.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting, fat
There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, husband
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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