Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.