When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.