The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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