The best fat jokes

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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