Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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I weighed myself today.
It is clear I am too small for my weight.
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.