Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.