The best fat jokes

Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, Yo mama
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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