Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.