Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.