The best fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, fat, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
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