The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
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"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Vote: has 48.26 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Vote: has 48.02 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Vote: has 47.62 % from 25 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Vote: has 47.37 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
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Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Vote: has 46.70 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
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