The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
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