The best fat jokes

Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
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