I weighed myself today.
It is clear I am too small for my weight.
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"