The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
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