Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.