The best fat jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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