Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.