Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.