The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: doctor, fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, life
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