Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.