Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.