Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.