The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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