Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
I weighed myself today.
It is clear I am too small for my weight.