The best fat jokes

Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
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