Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.