Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.