Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.