Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
I weighed myself today.
It is clear I am too small for my weight.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"