Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
I weighed myself today.
It is clear I am too small for my weight.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.