Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
I weighed myself today.
It is clear I am too small for my weight.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.