Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
I weighed myself today.
It is clear I am too small for my weight.
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.