Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!