The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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