I weighed myself today.
It is clear I am too small for my weight.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.