Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.