The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Vote: has 42.06 % from 36 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Vote: has 41.91 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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