Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.