The best fat jokes

I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, life
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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