The best fat jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, life
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, sex, Yo mama
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