The best fat jokes

Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Vote: has 39.50 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Vote: has 39.39 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Vote: has 38.22 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

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"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Vote: has 36.51 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

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"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Vote: has 36.23 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Vote: has 36.23 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Vote: has 34.09 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

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"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Vote: has 33.86 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Vote: has 33.37 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

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