The best fat jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, war, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
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