The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: doctor, fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, life
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
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