Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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