The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, fat, Yo mama
I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, life
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