Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.