The best fat jokes

Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
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"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
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"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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