Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!