The best fat jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
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has 43.68 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mexican, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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