The best fat jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
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has 43.72 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mexican, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, travel, Yo mama
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