The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Vote: has 39.64 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
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"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Vote: has 39.39 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Vote: has 37.97 % from 35 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Vote: has 36.64 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
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"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Vote: has 36.23 % from 25 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Vote: has 34.72 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Vote: has 34.09 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
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"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Vote: has 32.63 % from 30 votes. Send joke:
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"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Vote: has 31.06 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Vote: has 31.03 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
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