Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"