The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
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has 42.98 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mexican, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
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has 42.92 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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