The best fat jokes

"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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Yo mama so fat she died.
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"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
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What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
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Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
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