The best fish jokes

Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, fish, time
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fish, kids, music
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fish, food, health, little Johnny, math
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Fishing in a frozen lake It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer. "Son" he said, "I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?" The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm." "What was that?" the old man asked. Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm." "Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying." The boy spat the bait into his hand and said... "You have to keep the worms warm!"
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fish, sport, time, winter
Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fish, sport
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
Tom, Frank, and Harry are fishing in a boat. Frank stands up to get a beer, loses his balance, falls in the lake, and dissapears. After a few minutes, and no sign of Frank, Tom tells Harry he better go in after him. Harry drags him into the boat and notices hes not breathing. "Better give him mouth-to-mouth" says Tom. "Whew! I don't remember him having this bad of breath!" says Harry. Tom replies, "Oh yeah, well I don't remember him wearing a snowmobile suit!"
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beer, fish, sport
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