The best fish jokes

Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fish, food, health, little Johnny, math
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fish, sport
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
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has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
Tom, Frank, and Harry are fishing in a boat. Frank stands up to get a beer, loses his balance, falls in the lake, and dissapears. After a few minutes, and no sign of Frank, Tom tells Harry he better go in after him. Harry drags him into the boat and notices hes not breathing. "Better give him mouth-to-mouth" says Tom. "Whew! I don't remember him having this bad of breath!" says Harry. Tom replies, "Oh yeah, well I don't remember him wearing a snowmobile suit!"
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beer, fish, sport
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, Yo mama
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