Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.