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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
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