Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.