The best fish jokes

Tom, Frank, and Harry are fishing in a boat. Frank stands up to get a beer, loses his balance, falls in the lake, and dissapears. After a few minutes, and no sign of Frank, Tom tells Harry he better go in after him. Harry drags him into the boat and notices hes not breathing. "Better give him mouth-to-mouth" says Tom. "Whew! I don't remember him having this bad of breath!" says Harry. Tom replies, "Oh yeah, well I don't remember him wearing a snowmobile suit!"
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beer, fish, sport
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, Yo mama
What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, men
Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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has 29.75 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, wife
What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
So this retarded blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay. The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills. So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well. In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills." So we told the Warden and he laughed he said: "you know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!" The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!" The blind couple said, "what happens to the fishes?" The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"
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has 26.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: death, fish, health, prison, terrorist
What is the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? "When a golfer lies he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it!
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: fish, golf, sport
A tourist was drowning in the sea: Help! Help! He screams. Very calm the fisherman says: Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fish, IT
Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
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has 17.45 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
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