The best fish jokes

Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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has 33.40 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, wife
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
What is the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? "When a golfer lies he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it!
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fish, golf, sport
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
So this retarded blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay. The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills. So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well. In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills." So we told the Warden and he laughed he said: "you know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!" The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!" The blind couple said, "what happens to the fishes?" The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"
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has 28.32 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: death, fish, health, prison, terrorist
What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, men
What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
A tourist was drowning in the sea: Help! Help! He screams. Very calm the fisherman says: Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.
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has 19.11 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fish, IT
Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
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has 16.33 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
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