The best food jokes

Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 77.59 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Mrs Laura a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things we can eat?" "Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'".
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has 77.54 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food, kids, sex
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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has 77.51 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, time
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup." Waiter: "That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much."
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has 77.51 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: What Valentine's Day candy is best to give a girl? A: Her-She Kisses.
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has 77.51 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, Valentines day, women
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food
A tomato walks into work and a potato says: "Hello, Tomatoe..." He responds: "My name is not Tomatoe, it's just Tomato. How would you like it if I called you "Potatoe"? "Well, that would just be weird because my name is Rick!"
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, work
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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has 77.33 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!
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has 77.03 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: food, life, technology
We were so poor, we had to go to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
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has 76.99 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: food, money
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