The best food jokes

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
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has 77.46 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, food, relationship
Deer Hunter. A sportsman, and father of 3 sons, was anxious to share his latest kill with his family for Sunday dinner. He didn't want his sons to refuse tasting the delicious venison, so he sat the boys down to dinner without telling them what the meat was they were about to eat. "Oh come on Dad," said the oldest son. "What is this meat?" "Just taste it," said the father, "You will love it." The boys eyed each other nervously and put a piece of the meat on their forks. "Give us a little hint.", pleaded the second son. "Only if you take a bite.", said the father. As each boy took a cautious bite of the venison, the father continued, "Let me think, your mother calls me this from time to time." The oldest boy shouted, "Spit it out boys, it's asshole!"
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has 77.41 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dad, family, food, hunting, kids
They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach. But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
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has 77.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, love, men
Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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has 77.17 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, food, life, music
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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has 77.16 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!
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has 77.03 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: food, life, technology
We were so poor, we had to go to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
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has 76.99 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: food, money
A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk. The head monk said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years." The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?" "Food cold!" the man replied. Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?" "Robe dirty!" the man exclaimed. Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?" "I quit!" said the man. "Well," the head monk replied, "I am not surprised. You have done nothing but complain ever since you got here!"
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has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food, men, work
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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