The best food jokes

Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it? A: Cucumber, dirty people.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: food, lawyer
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and nice breasts. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also. 10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free. 10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator. 10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because that would be a great idea because they have never been there before.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, food, life, old people
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Every time I say that I'm ready to order in a restaurant, what I really mean is that I'm not ready but the panic will help me make a decision.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, time
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bird, Christmas, death, food, Thanksgiving
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
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has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
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