The best food jokes

Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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has 74.39 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
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has 74.36 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, food, relationship
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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has 74.13 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at a famous local restaurant. The waiter tells them they have a delicious special every Sunday, so the couple orders the special. With great fanfare, the waiter brings out a large silver serving platter with two huge steaming rounds of meat, juices dripping. It smells delicious and tastes even better. The couple is delighted with their meal, and the husband asks the waiter what fabulous meat was in the dish. "Senor," he explains, "each Saturday night, we have the bullfights, and that was the bull's balls you ate." The couple is a bit taken aback by what they have just eaten, but it was delicious, so they get over it. Six months later, the couple returns to Mexico City and decides to go to the same restaurant. Feeling adventuresome, they order the same dish. Once again, with great fanfare, the waiter brings out the huge silver serving dish and places it on the table. But this time, there are two tiny pieces of meat, barely enough for one. The man says, "Excuse me, but the last time we were here and ordered this dish, it was huge, more than enough for two. Why is this portion so small?" The waiter smiles and replies, "Well, you see, senor, sometimes the bull wins!"
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has 74.08 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, holiday, husband, mexican
Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
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has 73.97 % from 508 votes. More jokes about: food, sex, work
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 73.96 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 73.80 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
"Excuse me," he says to her, "do we know each other?" "Sure," she answers, "one of my children is yours!" The guy confused, thinks and suddenly remembers the only time he cheated his wife. So he asks her: "Were you that stripper invited at a bachelor party at the suburbs last spring and we ended up having wild sex in the kitchen? You had manacled my hands and you cramed a carrot in my a…!" The woman frowned answers: "No, I am your son’s philologist..."
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has 73.69 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, sex, wife
Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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has 73.60 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
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