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What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?" Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
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What do you call a baby potato? A small fry.
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An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it and received this reply. "For Heavens SAKES, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS! At 4 A.M. the next morning a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns. Confused the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
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has 71.50 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: age, cop, food, life, prison
You might be a redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
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has 71.50 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, redneck
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, time
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, food
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
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has 71.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, food, math
Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob? A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob.
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has 71.09 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, wife
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