The best food jokes

A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food."
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has 70.32 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: bar, food, life
Mrs Laura a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things we can eat?" "Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'".
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has 70.28 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food, kids, sex
A tomato walks into work and a potato says: "Hello, Tomatoe..." He responds: "My name is not Tomatoe, it's just Tomato. How would you like it if I called you "Potatoe"? "Well, that would just be weird because my name is Rick!"
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, work
Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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has 69.89 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, political, Thanksgiving, time
They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach. But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
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has 69.89 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, love, men
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: food, mean, ugly, Yo mama
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic, time
The bean soup I'd ordered was mostly water. I decided to tell the waitress. "This soup is awful," I said. "I know," she said. "I don't like bean soup either."
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food
A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries. After the deer finished and was paying, the cashier said, "We don't see too many deer around here." "At these prices," replied the buck, "I'm not surprised."
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, money
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