The best food jokes

Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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has 70.72 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: food, mean, ugly, Yo mama
The City Health inspector walks into a new restaurant unannounced and takes a seat where he can see the kitchen. While he is sitting there, an order goes back for a pizza. The chef appears and the health inspector nearly chokes when he sees that he is not wearing a shirt. As if the health inspector didn't already have enough fuel for his citation-writing pen, the chef proceeded to grab a lump of pizza dough and press it out flat on his bare chest. Appalled, the health inspector had barely finished up when an order came back for a hamburger. The cook proceeded to grab a handful of ground meat and pressed it into a perfect patty in his armpit. Shocked an bewildered, the health inspector called for the manager and explained the gravity of the deplorable conditions he had seen. "That's nothing," replied the manager, "You should come back at five in the morning when he makes the donuts!"
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: food, health, life
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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has 70.33 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food, racist
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob? A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob.
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has 70.28 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, wife
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
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has 70.17 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish, food
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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has 70.06 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it and received this reply. "For Heavens SAKES, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS! At 4 A.M. the next morning a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns. Confused the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
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has 70.03 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: age, cop, food, life, prison
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks. "Yes," she purrs. "I am." "Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, dirty, food, money
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 69.84 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
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