The best food jokes

We were so poor, we had to go to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, money
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: food, mean, ugly, Yo mama
What do you call a baby potato? A small fry.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, food
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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has 69.45 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach. But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, love, men
The bean soup I'd ordered was mostly water. I decided to tell the waitress. "This soup is awful," I said. "I know," she said. "I don't like bean soup either."
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food
Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? A: He went down really well!
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
A nursing assistant, a floor nurse and a charge nurse from a small nursing home were taking a lunch break in the break room. In walks a lady dressed in silk scarves and wearing large polished-stone jewelry. "I am Gina the Great," stated the lady. "I am so pleased with the way you have taken care of my aunt that I will now grant the next three wishes!" With a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke, the room was filled with flowers, fruit and bottles of drink, proving that she did have the power to grant wishes before any of the nurses could think otherwise. The nurses quickly argued among themselves as to which one would ask for the first wish. Speaking up, the nursing assistant wished first. "I wish I were on a tropical island beach, with single, well-built men feeding me fruit and tending to my every need." With a puff of smoke, the nursing assistant was gone. The floor nurse went next. "I wish I were rich and retired, and spending my days in my own warm cabin at a ski resort with well-groomed men feeding me cocoa and doughnuts." With a puff of smoke, she too was gone. "Now, what is the last wish?" asked the lady. The charge nurse said, "I want those two back on the floor at the end of the lunch break."
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, genie, nurse, work
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, fat, food, women
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup." Waiter: "That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much."
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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