The best food jokes

Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? A: He went down really well!
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, music, women
Customer: "Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?" Waiter: "I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller."
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, life
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks. "Yes," she purrs. "I am." "Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"
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has 68.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, dirty, food, money
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
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has 68.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? A: So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, food, travel, work
A man and his wife go to the doctor to see how they could improve their sex life. The doctor recommends Viagra. They come back and see him in a couple of weeks. The doctor says "how was the Viagra?" The wife says "great I love it." Husband says "I like it but it has some side effects, we're bared from McDonald's for life."
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: couple, doctor, food, sex, viagra
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