Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
A: He went down really well!
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Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob?
A: The blowjob.
You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob.
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Customer: "Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?"
Waiter: "I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller."
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common?
There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand.
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender.
"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks.
"Yes," she purrs. "I am."
"Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man.
"I want a cheese sandwich!"
The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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A man and his wife go to the doctor to see how they could improve their sex life.
The doctor recommends Viagra.
They come back and see him in a couple of weeks.
The doctor says "how was the Viagra?"
The wife says "great I love it."
Husband says "I like it but it has some side effects, we're bared from McDonald's for life."