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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing.
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Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.
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Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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