Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal."
Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
Q: Why did the butcher get fired from his job?
A: He was caught beating his meat.
Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
A: He went down really well!
Vote:
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand.
Vote:
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?
A: So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
A man and his wife go to the doctor to see how they could improve their sex life.
The doctor recommends Viagra.
They come back and see him in a couple of weeks.
The doctor says "how was the Viagra?"
The wife says "great I love it."
Husband says "I like it but it has some side effects, we're bared from McDonald's for life."
Q: What type of bees make milk?
A: Boo-bees.