Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed. They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride. So shed went in the store. Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long. Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!" Police officer was startled what he said. Police said "where's your manners boy!". Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
We were so poor, we had to go to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!