The best food jokes

Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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has 68.23 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, women
Q: What type of bees make milk? A: Boo-bees.
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has 67.96 % from 654 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, sex
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, fat, food, women
Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a commentator.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, marriage
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, life, time
Q: Why did the butcher get fired from his job? A: He was caught beating his meat.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, work
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, light bulb, work
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