Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Q: What type of bees make milk?
A: Boo-bees.
Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commentator.
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated on him.
Q: Why did the butcher get fired from his job?
A: He was caught beating his meat.
A busload of retired Americans was touring Switzerland.
On the third day, they visited a farm known for its excellent quality goat cheese.
The young farmer's wife gave them a tour, a cheese making a demonstration, and finally some samples.
As the retirees were tasting the cheeses, she pointed to a pasture full of goats.
She said, "This is a special pasture where we let our older goats graze happily after they can no longer give milk. In the United States, what do you do with your old goats?"
An old lady piped up, "Honey, they take us on bus tours."