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A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection. Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread. So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread. The Baker said "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it." Whereupon the patient in excitement said "Give me 50 loaves."
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has 67.74 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, food, jewish
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. "Give me a couple of steaks," he says. "We're out of steaks but we have hot dogs and chicken," says the butcher. "Hotdogs and chicken?!" yells the hunter. "How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?"
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, marriage, mean
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, men
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? A: So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, food, travel, work
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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has 67.64 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food, racist
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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has 67.64 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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has 67.39 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, women
Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: food
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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