The best food jokes

Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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has 71.16 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, food, life, music
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 71.08 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks. "Yes," she purrs. "I am." "Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, dirty, food, money
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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has 70.84 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob? A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob.
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has 70.82 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, wife
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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has 70.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. "Give me a couple of steaks," he says. "We're out of steaks but we have hot dogs and chicken," says the butcher. "Hotdogs and chicken?!" yells the hunter. "How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?"
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, marriage, mean
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
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has 70.41 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish, food
The City Health inspector walks into a new restaurant unannounced and takes a seat where he can see the kitchen. While he is sitting there, an order goes back for a pizza. The chef appears and the health inspector nearly chokes when he sees that he is not wearing a shirt. As if the health inspector didn't already have enough fuel for his citation-writing pen, the chef proceeded to grab a lump of pizza dough and press it out flat on his bare chest. Appalled, the health inspector had barely finished up when an order came back for a hamburger. The cook proceeded to grab a handful of ground meat and pressed it into a perfect patty in his armpit. Shocked an bewildered, the health inspector called for the manager and explained the gravity of the deplorable conditions he had seen. "That's nothing," replied the manager, "You should come back at five in the morning when he makes the donuts!"
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: food, health, life
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