The best food jokes

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
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has 71.35 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, food, math
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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has 71.27 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
What do you call a baby potato? A small fry.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, food
Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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has 71.22 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, political, Thanksgiving, time
You might be a redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
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has 71.06 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, redneck
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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has 71.05 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob? A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob.
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has 70.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, wife
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi. They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
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has 70.56 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, democrat, food, political
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