The best food jokes

Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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has 71.22 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, political, Thanksgiving, time
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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has 71.12 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food, racist
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
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has 71.11 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, food, math
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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has 71.05 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob? A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob.
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has 70.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, wife
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
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has 70.89 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish, food
You might be a redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
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has 70.49 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, redneck
A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman: - Do you have any bananas? - No,I don't. ( says the barman) - Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey) - No,I have not got any bananas! - Do you have any bananas? - If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter! - Do you have any nails? - No,I don't. - Do you have any bananas?
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, food
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