The best food jokes

Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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has 71.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
You might be a redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
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has 71.35 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, redneck
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
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has 71.33 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, food, math
Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, food, men, sex
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry?'" The old man answers, "Is name of owner." The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?" "Me, is right here," replies the old man. "You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?" "Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, 'What your name?' He say, 'Hans Olaffsen.' Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?' I say, 'Sem Ting.'"
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has 71.14 % from 331 votes. More jokes about: asian, blonde, food, life
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: food, science, sex, wedding, women
What do you call a baby potato? A small fry.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: baby, food
I'm not saying my wife is ugly... but on Halloween, she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: food, Halloween, ugly, wife
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 70.76 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
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