The best food jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, light bulb, work
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks. "Yes," she purrs. "I am." "Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, dirty, food, money
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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has 68.29 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic, time
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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has 68.25 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts. One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime. "Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, disgusting, food, work
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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has 67.99 % from 487 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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has 67.94 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
I'm not saying my wife is ugly... but on Halloween, she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: food, Halloween, ugly, wife
A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" came the reply
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, life
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