The best food jokes

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight." The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again." A new slave next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?" "This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family, food, management, sport, war
A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food."
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: bar, food, life
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench in front of a large pond. On the other side of the pond are vendors sell all types of food stuff. The wife turns to hubby and says, "I could really go for an ice cream cone." Hubby replies, "Well, I'll go get you one." Wife says, "But, you'll forget, you better write it down." Hubby replies, "No I won't; what do you want?" Wife says, "Get me a strawberry cone with chocolate sprinkles." Hubby replies, "Okay, strawberry cone with chocolate sprinkles. See, I'll remember. Several hours pass and, finally, the hubby returns. The wife asks him, "What took you so long, did you get lost?" The hubby replies, "No, and I got what you wanted." The wife opens the bag to discover a cheeseburger and fries! Wife says, "I knew you you should have written the order down." Hubby says, "What do you mean - every thing is there." To which the wife replies, "No, it's not... look, you forgot the pickles!"
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, memory, old people, time
Bill O'Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a farmer's pig while driving through the country. O'Reilly tells the chauffeur to apologize to the farmer. They drive up to the farm, and the chauffeur goes inside. He is gone for a long time. When the driver returns, he explains his long absence, "Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife made me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses." "Why were they so grateful?" O'Reilly asks. The chauffeur replies, "I don't know. All I told him was that I was Bill O'Reilly's driver and I'd just killed the pig."
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has 69.95 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, beer, food, military
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: food, science, sex, wedding, women
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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has 69.91 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food, racist
Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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