The best food jokes

A tomato walks into work and a potato says: "Hello, Tomatoe..." He responds: "My name is not Tomatoe, it's just Tomato. How would you like it if I called you "Potatoe"? "Well, that would just be weird because my name is Rick!"
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, work
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food
The houseman invited over his boss and partners, for lunch. With them, his little 5year-old daughter was there. "Don’t you want to say the prayers before lunch, so Our Holly Father give us his blessings?," asks the father. "But... I don’t know what to say...," the little girl admits. "Just say what you heard your mommy say last time inside the kitchen!," said her mother to help her. And the girl: "Oh, God! Why in this life, my husband must invite all these people for lunch?"
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: food, god, husband, kids, life
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, money
One of the benefits of eating healthier is that you never have to ask questions like, "Who ate my kale?"
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, health
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 70.78 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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has 70.77 % from 356 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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has 70.68 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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has 70.66 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
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