The best food jokes

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food."
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!
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