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We were so poor, we had to go to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
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Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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Bill O'Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a farmer's pig while driving through the country. O'Reilly tells the chauffeur to apologize to the farmer. They drive up to the farm, and the chauffeur goes inside. He is gone for a long time. When the driver returns, he explains his long absence, "Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife made me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses." "Why were they so grateful?" O'Reilly asks. The chauffeur replies, "I don't know. All I told him was that I was Bill O'Reilly's driver and I'd just killed the pig."
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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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