The best food jokes

Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, food, men, sex
A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman: - Do you have any bananas? - No,I don't. ( says the barman) - Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey) - No,I have not got any bananas! - Do you have any bananas? - If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter! - Do you have any nails? - No,I don't. - Do you have any bananas?
has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, food
Deer Hunter. A sportsman, and father of 3 sons, was anxious to share his latest kill with his family for Sunday dinner. He didn't want his sons to refuse tasting the delicious venison, so he sat the boys down to dinner without telling them what the meat was they were about to eat. "Oh come on Dad," said the oldest son. "What is this meat?" "Just taste it," said the father, "You will love it." The boys eyed each other nervously and put a piece of the meat on their forks. "Give us a little hint.", pleaded the second son. "Only if you take a bite.", said the father. As each boy took a cautious bite of the venison, the father continued, "Let me think, your mother calls me this from time to time." The oldest boy shouted, "Spit it out boys, it's asshole!"
has 67.03 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: dad, family, food, hunting, kids
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
has 66.81 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: beauty, flirt, food, love
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: cop, death, food, life
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
has 66.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, women
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."
has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, men
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
has 66.49 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
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