The best food jokes

What do you call a baby potato? A small fry.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, food
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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has 68.60 % from 392 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
The houseman invited over his boss and partners, for lunch. With them, his little 5year-old daughter was there. "Don’t you want to say the prayers before lunch, so Our Holly Father give us his blessings?," asks the father. "But... I don’t know what to say...," the little girl admits. "Just say what you heard your mommy say last time inside the kitchen!," said her mother to help her. And the girl: "Oh, God! Why in this life, my husband must invite all these people for lunch?"
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: food, god, husband, kids, life
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, ugly, vulgar, wife
The bean soup I'd ordered was mostly water. I decided to tell the waitress. "This soup is awful," I said. "I know," she said. "I don't like bean soup either."
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal." Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, life
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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