Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
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Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it?
A: Cucumber, dirty people.
What gives milk and has a horn?
A milk tank.
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
There were these two bums and they were hungry when they came across road kill.
The first bum went down to eat it when he looked up at his friend and said, "Oh I'm sorry, would you like some?"
He replied, "No I think I'll wait."
So they continue down the road and the first bum said, "Look - some more road kill, I'm still hungry. How about you?"
His friend replied, "No, not yet, I think I'll wait."
The first bum ate the road kill.
Shortly after, his eyes rolled back and he puked the whole thing back up on the street.
Seconds later, his friend dove in and ate every last slickery drop of the puke.
The first bum said, "I thought you weren't hungry?"
His friend replied, "I was always hungry, I just wanted a warm meal."
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup."
Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."