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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 66.63 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
A preacher's wife goes to the butcher. The butcher asks if she'd like to try some damn ham. The preacher's wife is shocked. The butcher explains that "Dam Ham" is the brand name of the meat and shows her the packaging with the beaver and dam logo. That night, the preacher asks, "What's for dinner?" His wife says she bought some damn ham from the butcher. The preacher scolds his wife for using such language in their home. She explains the "Dam Ham brand name and their logo. At the dinner table, the preacher asks his 16-year-old son to pass him the "Dam Ham." The son replies, "I'll pass the damn ham if you pass me the muthaf**kin' mashed potatoes."
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: food, life, wife
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, money
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: family, food, insulting
A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" came the reply
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, game
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 66.41 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
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has 66.31 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: food, wedding, Yo mama
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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has 66.08 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
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