Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it?
A: Cucumber, dirty people.
A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection.
Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread.
So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread.
The Baker said "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it."
Whereupon the patient in excitement said "Give me 50 loaves."
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
What gives milk and has a horn?
A milk tank.