Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
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Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it?
A: Cucumber, dirty people.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner.
The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top.
"Och, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
What gives milk and has a horn?
A milk tank.
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup."
Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.