The best food jokes

Q: Why did the butcher get fired from his job? A: He was caught beating his meat.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, work
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
A blonde enters a library. She goes to the counter and says "I'll like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola." The librarian says "Ma'am this is library." So the blonde leans in and whispers "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola."
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, business, food, stupid
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
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has 67.69 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: food, wedding, Yo mama
There were these two bums and they were hungry when they came across road kill. The first bum went down to eat it when he looked up at his friend and said, "Oh I'm sorry, would you like some?" He replied, "No I think I'll wait." So they continue down the road and the first bum said, "Look - some more road kill, I'm still hungry. How about you?" His friend replied, "No, not yet, I think I'll wait." The first bum ate the road kill. Shortly after, his eyes rolled back and he puked the whole thing back up on the street. Seconds later, his friend dove in and ate every last slickery drop of the puke. The first bum said, "I thought you weren't hungry?" His friend replied, "I was always hungry, I just wanted a warm meal."
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, food
Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?" Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, doctor, food
How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food, life
A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant. A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear." It says, "Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves."
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, food, lawyer
Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, mother in law
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