The best food jokes

If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: What is a ghosts favorite snack? A: Boo berries
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, Thanksgiving
A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at a famous local restaurant. The waiter tells them they have a delicious special every Sunday, so the couple orders the special. With great fanfare, the waiter brings out a large silver serving platter with two huge steaming rounds of meat, juices dripping. It smells delicious and tastes even better. The couple is delighted with their meal, and the husband asks the waiter what fabulous meat was in the dish. "Senor," he explains, "each Saturday night, we have the bullfights, and that was the bull's balls you ate." The couple is a bit taken aback by what they have just eaten, but it was delicious, so they get over it. Six months later, the couple returns to Mexico City and decides to go to the same restaurant. Feeling adventuresome, they order the same dish. Once again, with great fanfare, the waiter brings out the huge silver serving dish and places it on the table. But this time, there are two tiny pieces of meat, barely enough for one. The man says, "Excuse me, but the last time we were here and ordered this dish, it was huge, more than enough for two. Why is this portion so small?" The waiter smiles and replies, "Well, you see, senor, sometimes the bull wins!"
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, holiday, husband, mexican
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, food, kids, ugly
Sunday school teacher asks Johnny, "Come now, Little Johnny, tell me the truth, do you say your prayers before eating?" Little Johnny smiles proudly, "No Miss, there's no need, my mom cooks really well."
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: food, little Johnny, school, teacher
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: food, science, sex, wedding, women
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, women
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, "This is a soup made with matzoh balls." On seeing the 2 large matzoh balls in the soup, the redneck man was hesitant to taste this strange looking brew. Gently, the Jewish couple urged him to, "Just have a taste. If you don't like it, you don't have to finish it." Finally, he agrees. He digs his spoon in, first picking up a small piece of matzoh ball with some soup in the spoon, and tasting it gingerly. The usual mmmm sound can be heard coming from somewhere deep in his chest, and he quickly finished the soup. "That was delicious," he said, but I was wondering... "Can you eat any other parts of the matzoh?"
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: food, jewish, redneck
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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