Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?
The police thought it was a cereal killer. 
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!".
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican.
They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back.
We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head".
The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head.
The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams.
They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
How do you describe an angry potato?
Boiling Mad.