Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a commentator.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Me driving by a Taco Bell. Sign: Now Hiring Managers. Two weeks later: Sign: Now Hiring Managers. Background Checks Required.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.