The best food jokes

Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
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Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a commentator.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Me driving by a Taco Bell. Sign: Now Hiring Managers. Two weeks later: Sign: Now Hiring Managers. Background Checks Required.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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