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Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!
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A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection. Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread. So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread. The Baker said "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it." Whereupon the patient in excitement said "Give me 50 loaves."
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Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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