Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Me driving by a Taco Bell.
Sign: Now Hiring Managers.
Two weeks later:
Sign: Now Hiring Managers. Background Checks Required.
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What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up.
A couple placed an ad: "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter."
Responses:
American: "Keep trying!"
Briton: "Change Doctor!"
Aussie: "Follow a special diet."
Indian: "Practice yoga!"
Pinoy: "Let me try!"
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?"
Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks?
A: The only good one killed himself.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.