Me driving by a Taco Bell.
Sign: Now Hiring Managers.
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Sign: Now Hiring Managers. Background Checks Required.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist.
The woman asks for some good advices.
The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up.
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?"
Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!