Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist.
The woman asks for some good advices.
The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
Me driving by a Taco Bell.
Sign: Now Hiring Managers.
Two weeks later:
Sign: Now Hiring Managers. Background Checks Required.
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What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up.
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?"
Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!