The best food jokes

Little boy says to his father: "Daddy, I heard on the news that cigarettes have become much more expensive. Does it mean that you're going to smoke less from now on?" And father replies: "No, son. I will smoke as much as a have. But, you'll be eating less!"
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, kids, mean, money
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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has 68.45 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal." Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, life
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, life
A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him. He organizes a feast and calls the man. Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!" Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, political, time
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