The best food jokes

A man and his wife go to the doctor to see how they could improve their sex life. The doctor recommends Viagra. They come back and see him in a couple of weeks. The doctor says "how was the Viagra?" The wife says "great I love it." Husband says "I like it but it has some side effects, we're bared from McDonald's for life."
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: couple, doctor, food, sex, viagra
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, money
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, game
A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" came the reply
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, life
I'm not saying my wife is ugly... but on Halloween, she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: food, Halloween, ugly, wife
*Girl is crying* Dad: Why you crying? Girl: My boyfriend dumped me! Dad: (Grabs shot gun) I'll be back.. A while later dad comes back Girl: What the hell! why did you go kill him! Dad: I didn't Girl: Where did you go? Dad: To get you icecream :D Girl: Why the hell did you bring the shot gun?! Dad: So I could get it for free!
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has 65.93 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, women
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, geography
A couple placed an ad: "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter." Responses: American: "Keep trying!" Briton: "Change Doctor!" Aussie: "Follow a special diet." Indian: "Practice yoga!" Pinoy: "Let me try!"
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: couple, doctor, food, kids
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, health
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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has 65.75 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
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