The best food jokes

Me driving by a Taco Bell. Sign: Now Hiring Managers. Two weeks later: Sign: Now Hiring Managers. Background Checks Required.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food, management, mean
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, game
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food
A couple placed an ad: "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter." Responses: American: "Keep trying!" Briton: "Change Doctor!" Aussie: "Follow a special diet." Indian: "Practice yoga!" Pinoy: "Let me try!"
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has 66.44 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: couple, doctor, food, kids
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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has 66.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: beauty, flirt, food, love
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, health
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?" Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, doctor, food
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 66.04 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, food, Yo mama
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