The best food jokes

Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!
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Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
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Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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