The best food jokes

Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food, travel
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fish, food
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, game
A couple placed an ad: "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter." Responses: American: "Keep trying!" Briton: "Change Doctor!" Aussie: "Follow a special diet." Indian: "Practice yoga!" Pinoy: "Let me try!"
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has 66.44 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: couple, doctor, food, kids
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, health
Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?" Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, doctor, food
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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