After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress.
"About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?"
"Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Why did the potato cross the road?
He saw a fork up ahead.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up.
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?"
Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!