Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.
Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.