The best food jokes

Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: food, money
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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has 64.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, ugly, vulgar, wife
Q: Why do vegetarians give good head? A: Beause they're used to eating nuts.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, friendship, mean
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, food, insulting
My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, food
Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, mother in law
Q: What did the clock do when it was hungry? A: It went back four seconds.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: food, time
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