The best food jokes

Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food."
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Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?" Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a commentator.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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