The best food jokes

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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has 64.26 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, time, women
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: death, food, stupid, Yo mama
Employee: "Hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get you today." Little Johnny: "Can I get some McWater, A McNumber10, and a McCoke." Employee: "Sir you know you don't have to put Mc in front of anything you order." Little Johnny: "Ok I just really like Donald's." Employee: "Sir its McDonald's." Little Johnny: "Ma'am you don't have to put Mc in front of everything."
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, food, little Johnny
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: food, money
Three guys are alone on a desert island: an engineer, a biologist and an economist. They are starving and don't have a thing to eat, but somehow they find a can of beans on the shore. The engineer says: "Let's hit the can with a rock until it opens." The biologist has another idea: "No. We should wait for a while. Erosion will do the job." Finally, the economist says: "Let's assume that we have a can opener".
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: desert island, food, work
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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has 64.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, ugly, vulgar, wife
Q: Why do vegetarians give good head? A: Beause they're used to eating nuts.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, friendship, mean
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, food, insulting
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