The best food jokes

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, food, Yo mama
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup." Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, food
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 65.10 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, food, kids, ugly
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: food, money
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food
A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" came the reply
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, life
When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, mean
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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has 64.80 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, time, women
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