The best food jokes

Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, money
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, food, stupid
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He’s a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born." "He’s a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me…" says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18," she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He’s a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says, "They blow up so fast, don’t they?"
has 67.48 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, black humor, food
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
has 67.18 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
Two russian guys are walking down the street and they find a $100. So one says, "Ok, lets buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on vodka?." The other says, "I don't get it, why do we need so much bread?."
has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food, money
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic, time
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, health, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What type of bees make milk? A: Boo-bees.
has 66.71 % from 547 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, sex
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music
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