The best food jokes

Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Vote:
has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
Vote:
has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, friendship, mean
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
Vote:
has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, math
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Vote:
has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, "I have to go change. I'll be back in a minute." Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky "egg"lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body. Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. "What are you doing?," the female egg asked. He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon."
Vote:
has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: food, life, time
How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.
Vote:
has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
Vote:
has 64.18 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
Vote:
has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, god, life
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called? A: A Cock in the mouth!
Vote:
has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
Vote:
has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
<<<27282930
More jokes →
Page 27 of 72.