Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, "I have to go change. I'll be back in a minute." Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky "egg"lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body. Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. "What are you doing?," the female egg asked. He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon."
How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called? A: A Cock in the mouth!
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.