The best food jokes

Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, mother in law
Q: What did the clock do when it was hungry? A: It went back four seconds.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: food, time
The houseman invited over his boss and partners, for lunch. With them, his little 5year-old daughter was there. "Don’t you want to say the prayers before lunch, so Our Holly Father give us his blessings?," asks the father. "But... I don’t know what to say...," the little girl admits. "Just say what you heard your mommy say last time inside the kitchen!," said her mother to help her. And the girl: "Oh, God! Why in this life, my husband must invite all these people for lunch?"
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: food, god, husband, kids, life
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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has 63.32 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, death, food, time
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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has 63.21 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Los Angeles Homeless... Homeless people here are different. You ever notice that? Our homeless people are serious, man. They have signs that not only say, "Will work for food," some of them have what they want: "Baked potato, salad, shrimp, sweet potato pie, sour chives."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, life, work
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, food
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