The best food jokes

Q: Why did the girl spread peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam!
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, food, women
Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
*Girl is crying* Dad: Why you crying? Girl: My boyfriend dumped me! Dad: (Grabs shot gun) I'll be back.. A while later dad comes back Girl: What the hell! why did you go kill him! Dad: I didn't Girl: Where did you go? Dad: To get you icecream :D Girl: Why the hell did you bring the shot gun?! Dad: So I could get it for free!
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has 66.62 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, women
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
A preacher's wife goes to the butcher. The butcher asks if she'd like to try some damn ham. The preacher's wife is shocked. The butcher explains that "Dam Ham" is the brand name of the meat and shows her the packaging with the beaver and dam logo. That night, the preacher asks, "What's for dinner?" His wife says she bought some damn ham from the butcher. The preacher scolds his wife for using such language in their home. She explains the "Dam Ham brand name and their logo. At the dinner table, the preacher asks his 16-year-old son to pass him the "Dam Ham." The son replies, "I'll pass the damn ham if you pass me the muthaf**kin' mashed potatoes."
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: food, life, wife
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: food, life, political
Q: Why do vegetarians give good head? A: Beause they're used to eating nuts.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, money
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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