The best food jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fish, food
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, food, insulting
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?" Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, doctor, food
There were these two bums and they were hungry when they came across road kill. The first bum went down to eat it when he looked up at his friend and said, "Oh I'm sorry, would you like some?" He replied, "No I think I'll wait." So they continue down the road and the first bum said, "Look - some more road kill, I'm still hungry. How about you?" His friend replied, "No, not yet, I think I'll wait." The first bum ate the road kill. Shortly after, his eyes rolled back and he puked the whole thing back up on the street. Seconds later, his friend dove in and ate every last slickery drop of the puke. The first bum said, "I thought you weren't hungry?" His friend replied, "I was always hungry, I just wanted a warm meal."
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, food
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
has 63.56 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
has 63.43 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. The man asks, "Where's the burger?" The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit. "I was keeping it warm," she replies. The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."
has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: blonde, disgusting, dog, food, marriage
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