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Two russian guys are walking down the street and they find a $100. So one says, "Ok, lets buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on vodka?." The other says, "I don't get it, why do we need so much bread?."
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food, money
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
A blonde enters a library. She goes to the counter and says "I'll like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola." The librarian says "Ma'am this is library." So the blonde leans in and whispers "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola."
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, business, food, stupid
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called? A: A Cock in the mouth!
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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