The best food jokes

Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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has 64.05 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, god, life
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, friendship, mean
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 63.83 % from 540 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, food
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, food, stupid
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, math, stupid, work
Q: What did the clock do when it was hungry? A: It went back four seconds.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: food, time
So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob. "Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work." "Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday." So I call him on his cell. "What gives, bro,?" I ask. "Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes." I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty beer." "Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to crack open a cold one myself."
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, friendship, time, work
Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, travel
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fish, food
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