The best food jokes

My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, friendship, mean
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, food, Yo mama
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, men
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, death, food, time
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food
A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" came the reply
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, life
When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, mean
A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him. He organizes a feast and calls the man. Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!" Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, political, time
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