The best food jokes

Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, food, stupid, Yo mama
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, food
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: "I'm pasta."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
Employee: "Hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get you today." Little Johnny: "Can I get some McWater, A McNumber10, and a McCoke." Employee: "Sir you know you don't have to put Mc in front of anything you order." Little Johnny: "Ok I just really like Donald's." Employee: "Sir its McDonald's." Little Johnny: "Ma'am you don't have to put Mc in front of everything."
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, food, little Johnny
A boy asks his mother for breakfast. She says, "Not until you feed the animals." The boy goes outside and says to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicks the chicken. He does the same with the cow and the pig. The boy goes back into the house and tells his mother that he's hungry. His mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow, so you're not getting any milk, and I saw kick the pig, so you're not getting any bacon." Just then the boy's father walks down the steps, trips and kicks the cat. The boy says, "Mom, should I tell him?"
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has 63.08 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, food
A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her, so she decides to leave him a present. When he gets home, he finds an empty house, a bowl of cookies, and a video. He scarfs down the cookies, and pops in the video. On TV, he sees his wife sucking his best friend's d**k. He comes in her mouth, and she immediately spits the jizz into a bowl of cookie dough. Then she turns to the camera. "Oh, hello, I want a divorce."
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, divorce, food, husband, women
Q: Why do vegetarians give good head? A: Beause they're used to eating nuts.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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has 62.85 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
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