Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" came the reply
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal." Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.