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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks. "Yes," she purrs. "I am." "Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"
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Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
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Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk.
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How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.
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