The best food jokes

Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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has 62.55 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, friendship, mean
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 62.55 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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has 62.52 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: food, knock-knock
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, food, stupid
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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has 62.40 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 62.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: food, gym, kids, sport
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