The best food jokes

Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Q: What did the clock do when it was hungry? A: It went back four seconds.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: food, time
A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection. Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread. So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread. The Baker said "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it." Whereupon the patient in excitement said "Give me 50 loaves."
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, food, jewish
Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, travel
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fish, food
There were these two bums and they were hungry when they came across road kill. The first bum went down to eat it when he looked up at his friend and said, "Oh I'm sorry, would you like some?" He replied, "No I think I'll wait." So they continue down the road and the first bum said, "Look - some more road kill, I'm still hungry. How about you?" His friend replied, "No, not yet, I think I'll wait." The first bum ate the road kill. Shortly after, his eyes rolled back and he puked the whole thing back up on the street. Seconds later, his friend dove in and ate every last slickery drop of the puke. The first bum said, "I thought you weren't hungry?" His friend replied, "I was always hungry, I just wanted a warm meal."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, food
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, math
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: food, sport, Yo mama
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