The best food jokes

Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 62.55 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, food, stupid
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, mean
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: food, gym, kids, sport
Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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has 62.15 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: food, knock-knock
*Girl is crying* Dad: Why you crying? Girl: My boyfriend dumped me! Dad: (Grabs shot gun) I'll be back.. A while later dad comes back Girl: What the hell! why did you go kill him! Dad: I didn't Girl: Where did you go? Dad: To get you icecream :D Girl: Why the hell did you bring the shot gun?! Dad: So I could get it for free!
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has 62.08 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, women
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