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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" came the reply
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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal." Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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