The best food jokes

I went to the seaside yesterday and stopped at this stall with a sign which said "Lobster tails £1". I gave the man the money and he said "Once upon a time there was a lobster..."
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has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: food
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, men
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, men
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, money
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: food, sport, Yo mama
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