A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane.
The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn't like it she throws it out the window.
The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn't like it she throws it out the window.
The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn't like it she throws it out the window.
They get out of the plane.
They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says "An apple fell on my dog and killed my dog."
They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying. She says" An orange fell on my cat and killed my cat."
They keep walking.
They come up to a blonde laughing her head off.
"Why are you laughing so hard?" they said.
"When I farted the building blew up!" 
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Vote:
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three.
One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A: A dic-tater.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commentator.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.