The best food jokes

Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, food, stupid
A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital. "How's the food there?" asks the hooker. "Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, hospital, sex
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
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has 61.36 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog, ethnic, food
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
Los Angeles Homeless... Homeless people here are different. You ever notice that? Our homeless people are serious, man. They have signs that not only say, "Will work for food," some of them have what they want: "Baked potato, salad, shrimp, sweet potato pie, sour chives."
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, life, work
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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