The best food jokes

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane. The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn't like it she throws it out the window. They get out of the plane. They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says "An apple fell on my dog and killed my dog." They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying. She says" An orange fell on my cat and killed my cat." They keep walking. They come up to a blonde laughing her head off. "Why are you laughing so hard?" they said. "When I farted the building blew up!"
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has 62.30 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, food, ginger
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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has 62.05 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: food, sport, Yo mama
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Question: What’s the ideal breakfast setting? Answer: You’re sitting at the kitchen table and your son is on the cover of the Wheaties box, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of a milk carton.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: food, wife, women
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, ugly, vulgar, wife
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