The best food jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, men
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, money
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: family, food, religious, Yo mama
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber. The man called over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely." So the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?" The woman gets up and enters the man's bed. The two make passionate love and afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face. The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy idiot."
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, men, wife, work
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: food, sport, Yo mama
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dating, food, life
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