The best food jokes

A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: food, money
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: cat, food, kitty, life, poems
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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has 65.05 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: food, sport, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
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