Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A: A dic-tater.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind.
After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed.
So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber.
The man called over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely."
So the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the husband.
On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face.
The husband with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?"
The woman gets up and enters the man's bed.
The two make passionate love and afterwards the women rolls out.
As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face.
The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy idiot."
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.