Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? A: Boo-bees.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Sunday school teacher asks Johnny, "Come now, Little Johnny, tell me the truth, do you say your prayers before eating?" Little Johnny smiles proudly, "No Miss, there's no need, my mom cooks really well."
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
A preacher's wife goes to the butcher. The butcher asks if she'd like to try some damn ham. The preacher's wife is shocked. The butcher explains that "Dam Ham" is the brand name of the meat and shows her the packaging with the beaver and dam logo. That night, the preacher asks, "What's for dinner?" His wife says she bought some damn ham from the butcher. The preacher scolds his wife for using such language in their home. She explains the "Dam Ham brand name and their logo. At the dinner table, the preacher asks his 16-year-old son to pass him the "Dam Ham." The son replies, "I'll pass the damn ham if you pass me the muthaf**kin' mashed potatoes."
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.