A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.
"You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl.
Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate.
You give the money to charity."
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats!
Roses are red
lemons are sour.
Open your legs
and give me an hour.
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed it.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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