Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup." Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."
Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!
Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"