The best food jokes

What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, food
Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?" Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, doctor, food
A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her, so she decides to leave him a present. When he gets home, he finds an empty house, a bowl of cookies, and a video. He scarfs down the cookies, and pops in the video. On TV, he sees his wife sucking his best friend's d**k. He comes in her mouth, and she immediately spits the jizz into a bowl of cookie dough. Then she turns to the camera. "Oh, hello, I want a divorce."
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, divorce, food, husband, women
Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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has 62.48 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: food, knock-knock
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: food, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, wife
A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him. He organizes a feast and calls the man. Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!" Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, political, time
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