The best food jokes

A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection. Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread. So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread. The Baker said "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it." Whereupon the patient in excitement said "Give me 50 loaves."
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, food, jewish
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: food, sport, Yo mama
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, god, life
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: food, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
A boy asks his mother for breakfast. She says, "Not until you feed the animals." The boy goes outside and says to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicks the chicken. He does the same with the cow and the pig. The boy goes back into the house and tells his mother that he's hungry. His mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow, so you're not getting any milk, and I saw kick the pig, so you're not getting any bacon." Just then the boy's father walks down the steps, trips and kicks the cat. The boy says, "Mom, should I tell him?"
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has 63.80 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, food
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: food, money
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fish, food
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, food
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