The best food jokes

Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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has 64.46 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, time, women
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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has 64.42 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 64.39 % from 531 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, food
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, food, kids, ugly
Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, "I have to go change. I'll be back in a minute." Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky "egg"lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body. Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. "What are you doing?," the female egg asked. He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon."
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: food, life, time
How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: bird, Christmas, death, food, Thanksgiving
Three guys are alone on a desert island: an engineer, a biologist and an economist. They are starving and don't have a thing to eat, but somehow they find a can of beans on the shore. The engineer says: "Let's hit the can with a rock until it opens." The biologist has another idea: "No. We should wait for a while. Erosion will do the job." Finally, the economist says: "Let's assume that we have a can opener".
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: desert island, food, work
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