The best food jokes

Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food
A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" came the reply
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: cop, death, food, life
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, work
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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