If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?
Jawbreakers.
When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right.
As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!
*Girl is crying*
Dad: Why you crying?
Girl: My boyfriend dumped me!
Dad: (Grabs shot gun) I'll be back.. A while later dad comes back
Girl: What the hell! why did you go kill him!
Dad: I didn't
Girl: Where did you go?
Dad: To get you icecream :D
Girl: Why the hell did you bring the shot gun?!
Dad: So I could get it for free!
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican.
They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back.
We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head".
The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head.
The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams.
They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: "I'm pasta."
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Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A: A dic-tater.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.