The best food jokes

Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, single
What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, music, women
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: family, food, insulting
A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino's Pizza: Customer: "Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, it's Just Bread" Domino's: "We're sorry to hear about this!" Customer (minutes later): "Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/"
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, stupid, technology, time
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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has 66.44 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: food, money
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
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