Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
Q: Why do vegetarians give good head? A: Beause they're used to eating nuts.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called? A: A Cock in the mouth!
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.