The best food jokes

Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, food
Q: Why do vegetarians give good head? A: Beause they're used to eating nuts.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called? A: A Cock in the mouth!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
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