The best food jokes

Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
has 62.74 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, mother in law
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, food, stupid
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
has 62.55 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, sex
My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.
has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, food
A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her, so she decides to leave him a present. When he gets home, he finds an empty house, a bowl of cookies, and a video. He scarfs down the cookies, and pops in the video. On TV, he sees his wife sucking his best friend's d**k. He comes in her mouth, and she immediately spits the jizz into a bowl of cookie dough. Then she turns to the camera. "Oh, hello, I want a divorce."
has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, divorce, food, husband, women
A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. The man asks, "Where's the burger?" The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit. "I was keeping it warm," she replies. The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."
has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, disgusting, dog, food, marriage
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
has 62.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
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