The best food jokes

Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 65.49 % from 518 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, food
A man returns to the U.S. from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. “This is your doctor. We’ve had the results back from your tests and we’ve found you have an extremely nasty virus, which is extremely contagious!” “Oh my gosh,” cries the man. He’s in a panic now. “What are you going to do, doctor?” “Well we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread.” “Will that cure me?” asked the man hopefully. The doctor replied, “Well no, but … it’s the only food we can get under the door.”
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food, health, hospital
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
A preacher's wife goes to the butcher. The butcher asks if she'd like to try some damn ham. The preacher's wife is shocked. The butcher explains that "Dam Ham" is the brand name of the meat and shows her the packaging with the beaver and dam logo. That night, the preacher asks, "What's for dinner?" His wife says she bought some damn ham from the butcher. The preacher scolds his wife for using such language in their home. She explains the "Dam Ham brand name and their logo. At the dinner table, the preacher asks his 16-year-old son to pass him the "Dam Ham." The son replies, "I'll pass the damn ham if you pass me the muthaf**kin' mashed potatoes."
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: food, life, wife
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, food
Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, light bulb, work
Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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has 65.41 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: food, knock-knock
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
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