The best food jokes

Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Question: What’s the ideal breakfast setting? Answer: You’re sitting at the kitchen table and your son is on the cover of the Wheaties box, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of a milk carton.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: food, wife, women
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. The man asks, "Where's the burger?" The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit. "I was keeping it warm," she replies. The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, disgusting, dog, food, marriage
Los Angeles Homeless... Homeless people here are different. You ever notice that? Our homeless people are serious, man. They have signs that not only say, "Will work for food," some of them have what they want: "Baked potato, salad, shrimp, sweet potato pie, sour chives."
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, life, work
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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has 60.99 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, life, money, political
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