The best food jokes

Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" came the reply
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Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
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