Roses are red
lemons are sour.
Open your legs
and give me an hour.
Little boy says to his father: "Daddy, I heard on the news that cigarettes have become much more expensive. Does it mean that you're going to smoke less from now on?"
And father replies: "No, son. I will smoke as much as a have. But, you'll be eating less!"
If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems.
You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.