Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, "I have to go change. I'll be back in a minute."
Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky "egg"lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body.
Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely.
"What are you doing?," the female egg asked.
He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon."
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called?
A: A Cock in the mouth!
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Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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