The best food jokes

Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas.
Vote: has 63.75 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting, food
A man returns to the U.S. from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. “This is your doctor. We’ve had the results back from your tests and we’ve found you have an extremely nasty virus, which is extremely contagious!” “Oh my gosh,” cries the man. He’s in a panic now. “What are you going to do, doctor?” “Well we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread.” “Will that cure me?” asked the man hopefully. The doctor replied, “Well no, but … it’s the only food we can get under the door.”
Vote: has 63.75 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food, health, hospital
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Vote: has 63.75 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
Vote: has 63.75 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, christian, food
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
Vote: has 63.66 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Vote: has 63.51 % from 38 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: food, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Vote: has 63.26 % from 41 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Question: What’s the ideal breakfast setting? Answer: You’re sitting at the kitchen table and your son is on the cover of the Wheaties box, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of a milk carton.
Vote: has 63.22 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: food, wife, women
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord’s prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is… that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!
Vote: has 63.22 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, food, money
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama