The best food jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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Question: What’s the ideal breakfast setting? Answer: You’re sitting at the kitchen table and your son is on the cover of the Wheaties box, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of a milk carton.
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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.
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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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