The best food jokes

Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: food, sport, Yo mama
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Question: What’s the ideal breakfast setting? Answer: You’re sitting at the kitchen table and your son is on the cover of the Wheaties box, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of a milk carton.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: food, wife, women
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, ugly, vulgar, wife
A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital. "How's the food there?" asks the hooker. "Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, hospital, sex
Los Angeles Homeless... Homeless people here are different. You ever notice that? Our homeless people are serious, man. They have signs that not only say, "Will work for food," some of them have what they want: "Baked potato, salad, shrimp, sweet potato pie, sour chives."
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, life, work
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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