The best food jokes

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dating, food, life
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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has 60.64 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems. You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, food
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Yo mama
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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has 60.54 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
A 5 year old and a 3 year old are upstairs in their bedroom "You know what?" says the 5 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 3 year old nods his head in approval, so the 5 year old says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" "Ok" the 3 year old, agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Shit mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Fruit Loops." (WHACK...she spanks him) He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 3 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know mum, but it won't be fucking Fruit Loops."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, food, kids
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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