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Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, "I have to go change. I'll be back in a minute." Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky "egg"lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body. Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. "What are you doing?," the female egg asked. He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon."
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: food, life, time
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, god, life
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: food, ugly, Yo mama
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called? A: A Cock in the mouth!
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, food, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, food
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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