How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
Little boy says to his father: "Daddy, I heard on the news that cigarettes have become much more expensive. Does it mean that you're going to smoke less from now on?"
And father replies: "No, son. I will smoke as much as a have. But, you'll be eating less!"
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems.
You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed it.