The best food jokes

Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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has 63.01 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: food, knock-knock
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, food, men
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea. They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: family, food, health, hospital
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, food
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: family, food, religious, Yo mama
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