Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.