The best food jokes

Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
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has 60.08 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: easter, food
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: food, gym, kids, sport
An old, old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping for each breath, he was sure he could smell freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies. He crawled out of bed and slowly limped down the stairs. Sure enough, across the kitchen, there was a huge platter of chocolate chip cookies on the table. He finally made it to the table and he reached a shaking hand towards the cookies. Suddenly, his wife slapped his hand sharply and yelled, "DON’T TOUCH THOSE - they’re for the funeral!"
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: death, food, funeral, old people, wife
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family, food, religious, Yo mama
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, life, money, political
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, life, political
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