The best food jokes

Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: elf, food
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dating, food, life
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, men
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, men
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
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has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, math
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: food, life, money, political
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music
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