The best food jokes

Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: easter, food
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called? A: A Cock in the mouth!
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 59.63 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, math
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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has 58.95 % from 387 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: food, life, political
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
"I’m in a big trouble!" "Why is that?" "I saw a mouse in my house!" "Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap." "I don’t have one." "Well then, buy one." "Can’t afford one." "I can give you mine if you want." "That sounds good." "All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap." "I don’t have any cheese." "Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap." "I don’t have oil." "Well, then put only a small piece of bread." "I don’t have bread." "Then what is the mouse doing at your house?"
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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