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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
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When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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