Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea. They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.