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Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane. The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn't like it she throws it out the window. They get out of the plane. They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says "An apple fell on my dog and killed my dog." They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying. She says" An orange fell on my cat and killed my cat." They keep walking. They come up to a blonde laughing her head off. "Why are you laughing so hard?" they said. "When I farted the building blew up!"
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Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!
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What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
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