The best food jokes

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, game
A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him. He organizes a feast and calls the man. Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!" Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, political, time
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, wife
A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane. The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn't like it she throws it out the window. They get out of the plane. They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says "An apple fell on my dog and killed my dog." They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying. She says" An orange fell on my cat and killed my cat." They keep walking. They come up to a blonde laughing her head off. "Why are you laughing so hard?" they said. "When I farted the building blew up!"
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has 58.51 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, food, ginger
Dad tries to persuade his son to eat the egg he has prepared for him: "Eat your egg my child to become as big as daddy!" "I do not want," says the little one. "Eat it my boy to become strong and powerful." "I’m telling you, no!" insists the youngest. "My dear son eat your egg to make your bird grow." And the mom from the inside "George, you eat the egg… I’ll make burgers for the kid!"
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has 58.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: bird, dirty, food, kids
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, single
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: food, ugly, Yo mama
Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
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