The best food jokes

Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.

Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.

Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane. The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn't like it she throws it out the window. They get out of the plane. They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says "An apple fell on my dog and killed my dog." They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying. She says" An orange fell on my cat and killed my cat." They keep walking. They come up to a blonde laughing her head off. "Why are you laughing so hard?" they said. "When I farted the building blew up!"

Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.

Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."

A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!

What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!