The best food jokes

What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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A boy asks his mother for breakfast. She says, "Not until you feed the animals." The boy goes outside and says to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicks the chicken. He does the same with the cow and the pig. The boy goes back into the house and tells his mother that he's hungry. His mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow, so you're not getting any milk, and I saw kick the pig, so you're not getting any bacon." Just then the boy's father walks down the steps, trips and kicks the cat. The boy says, "Mom, should I tell him?"
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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Q: Why do vegetarians give good head? A: Beause they're used to eating nuts.
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What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn't shoot down your throat at 40 miles per hour.
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