Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.