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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
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Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
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