Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.