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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
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A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" came the reply
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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has 64.83 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, time, women
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, math
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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