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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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