Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant. We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always together." My wife has asked me: "Oh, darling, these words were addressed to me?" I have said only: "Oh, no, sorry, darling, this time I am talking to this bottle of beer."
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !