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Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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