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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, food
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Yo mama
Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant. We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always together." My wife has asked me: "Oh, darling, these words were addressed to me?" I have said only: "Oh, no, sorry, darling, this time I am talking to this bottle of beer."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, food, love, marriage
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
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