Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.