The best food jokes

Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: bird, Christmas, death, food, Thanksgiving
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, wife
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