The best food jokes

What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
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First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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