The best food jokes

Employee: "Hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get you today." Little Johnny: "Can I get some McWater, A McNumber10, and a McCoke." Employee: "Sir you know you don't have to put Mc in front of anything you order." Little Johnny: "Ok I just really like Donald's." Employee: "Sir its McDonald's." Little Johnny: "Ma'am you don't have to put Mc in front of everything."
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has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, food, little Johnny
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, time
Signs You're No Longer in College... You no longer know what time fast food drive-thru windows close. Your potted plants stay alive. You pay at least a dollar more than the minimum payment on your credit card bill. Your friends' hook-ups and break-ups are now marriages and divorces. You attend parties that the police don't raid. You're not expected to leave the room when the adults are talking. You refer to college students as "those kids." You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of just beer, beer and beer. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of leftover pizza. At 6 a.m., you're putting your contact lens in instead of taking them out. Naps are no longer weekday options. Dating involves dinner and a movie, not keggers and Ecstasy. Grocery lists contain more than toilet paper and potato chips. You leave parties because you have a busy day tomorrow, not because the EMS guy has strapped you down.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: college, divorce, food, marriage, money
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dating, food, life
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
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