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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea. They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.
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My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.
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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
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Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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