The best food jokes

Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 57.18 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: elf, food
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: bird, Christmas, death, food, Thanksgiving
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 56.87 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
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