The best food jokes

Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, food
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: family, food, religious, Yo mama
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, food
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, chocolate, food, life
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