Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.
Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.