The best food jokes

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, food
On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. "Give me a couple of steaks," he says. "We're out of steaks but we have hot dogs and chicken," says the butcher. "Hotdogs and chicken?!" yells the hunter. "How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?"
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, marriage, mean
Dad tries to persuade his son to eat the egg he has prepared for him: "Eat your egg my child to become as big as daddy!" "I do not want," says the little one. "Eat it my boy to become strong and powerful." "I’m telling you, no!" insists the youngest. "My dear son eat your egg to make your bird grow." And the mom from the inside "George, you eat the egg… I’ll make burgers for the kid!"
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bird, dirty, food, kids
What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper.
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has 57.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Question: What’s the ideal breakfast setting? Answer: You’re sitting at the kitchen table and your son is on the cover of the Wheaties box, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of a milk carton.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: food, wife, women
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: food, life, political
Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: elf, food
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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has 57.30 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
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