The best food jokes

Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: food, gym, kids, sport
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Los Angeles Homeless... Homeless people here are different. You ever notice that? Our homeless people are serious, man. They have signs that not only say, "Will work for food," some of them have what they want: "Baked potato, salad, shrimp, sweet potato pie, sour chives."
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, life, work
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, weed
I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea. They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: family, food, health, hospital
Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: family, food, religious, Yo mama
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