The best food jokes

Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, food
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, game
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, relationship, teacher, time
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
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