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Which Women's Day gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you'd most like to receive! 1. Candy 2. Flowers 3. A sweet poem 4. Dinner/Dancing 5. Waffle iron 1. CANDY It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share. OR... You're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over everything, even true love. 2. FLOWERS It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR... You get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die. 3. A SWEET POEM It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word. OR... You're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word. 4. DINNER/DANCING It means that... You enjoy the company of that special someone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight. OR... You're easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for food and a few quick turns around the dance floor. 5. WAFFLE IRON It means that... You're a practical person who believes in gifts that you can actually use. OR... You have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is all about and probably have some sort of deviant fetish involving kitchen appliances.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food, mean, romantic, women
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, wife
A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him. He organizes a feast and calls the man. Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!" Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, political, time
Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan? A: We have to stop meating like this.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the “good old days.” Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, “Roy, aren’t you and your bride celebrating your fiftieth wedding anniversary soon?” “Yup, we sure are,” Roy replied. “Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?” another man asked. The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, “For our twenty-fifth anniversary, I took Bea to Tucson. Maybe for our fiftieth, I’ll go down there and get her.”
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, food, old people, weather
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: food, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 58.32 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
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