The best food jokes

"I’m in a big trouble!" "Why is that?" "I saw a mouse in my house!" "Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap." "I don’t have one." "Well then, buy one." "Can’t afford one." "I can give you mine if you want." "That sounds good." "All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap." "I don’t have any cheese." "Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap." "I don’t have oil." "Well, then put only a small piece of bread." "I don’t have bread." "Then what is the mouse doing at your house?"
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, weed
If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems. You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, food
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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has 56.26 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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