The best food jokes

During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord’s prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is… that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!
Vote:
has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, money
Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
Vote:
has 59.46 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Vote:
has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Vote:
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
Vote:
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
Vote:
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
Vote:
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
Vote:
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, time
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, health
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
<<<40414243
More jokes →
Page 40 of 71.