The best food jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, chocolate, food, life
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid
A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables." The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer." The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, vulgar, work
A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. The man asks, "Where's the burger?" The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit. "I was keeping it warm," she replies. The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, disgusting, dog, food, marriage
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