The best food jokes

Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid
A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables." The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer." The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, vulgar, work
Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes? A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps. Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, kids, time, weather
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, stupid, Yo mama
A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. The man asks, "Where's the burger?" The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit. "I was keeping it warm," she replies. The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, disgusting, dog, food, marriage
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: food, racist, work
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
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