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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
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I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea. They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.
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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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