The best food jokes

Three guys are alone on a desert island: an engineer, a biologist and an economist. They are starving and don't have a thing to eat, but somehow they find a can of beans on the shore. The engineer says: "Let's hit the can with a rock until it opens." The biologist has another idea: "No. We should wait for a while. Erosion will do the job." Finally, the economist says: "Let's assume that we have a can opener".
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: desert island, food, work
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fish, food
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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