The best food jokes

How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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