How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.