What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.