The best food jokes

Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, gym, kids, sport
A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her, so she decides to leave him a present. When he gets home, he finds an empty house, a bowl of cookies, and a video. He scarfs down the cookies, and pops in the video. On TV, he sees his wife sucking his best friend's d**k. He comes in her mouth, and she immediately spits the jizz into a bowl of cookie dough. Then she turns to the camera. "Oh, hello, I want a divorce."
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, divorce, food, husband, women
Three guys are alone on a desert island: an engineer, a biologist and an economist. They are starving and don't have a thing to eat, but somehow they find a can of beans on the shore. The engineer says: "Let's hit the can with a rock until it opens." The biologist has another idea: "No. We should wait for a while. Erosion will do the job." Finally, the economist says: "Let's assume that we have a can opener".
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: desert island, food, work
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fish, food
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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