Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".