The best food jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fish, food
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 60.21 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, food, men
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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