The best food jokes

First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants? A: Dick-tator.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
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has 54.70 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: animal, birthday, dog, food
At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the waiters have two spoons in their vest pockets. A waiter explains, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware is spoons, therefore we keep them for replacement." Then the customer notices a string hanging out of all the waiters' flies. "The string is for us to go to the bathroom," explains the waiter. "That way, when we pull it, it shoots and aims straight, and we don't need to use our hands." The customer asks, "Well, that's how you get it out, but how do you get it back in?" The waiter replies, "Well, that's another reason we carry the spoons."
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: "The salt was low." "Pick up bread. We be back." Grease all over my stove they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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