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Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the “good old days.” Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, “Roy, aren’t you and your bride celebrating your fiftieth wedding anniversary soon?” “Yup, we sure are,” Roy replied. “Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?” another man asked. The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, “For our twenty-fifth anniversary, I took Bea to Tucson. Maybe for our fiftieth, I’ll go down there and get her.”
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, food, old people, weather
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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has 58.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: easter, food
Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan? A: We have to stop meating like this.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber. The man called over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely." So the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?" The woman gets up and enters the man's bed. The two make passionate love and afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face. The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy idiot."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, men, wife, work
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 58.14 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
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