What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."