The best food jokes

Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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has 58.83 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, winter
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dating, food, life
While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the “good old days.” Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, “Roy, aren’t you and your bride celebrating your fiftieth wedding anniversary soon?” “Yup, we sure are,” Roy replied. “Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?” another man asked. The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, “For our twenty-fifth anniversary, I took Bea to Tucson. Maybe for our fiftieth, I’ll go down there and get her.”
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, food, old people, weather
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