The best food jokes

Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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has 53.62 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn't mean I'm against eating out.
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has 53.62 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?" "Burgers, ma'am."
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, school, teacher
A husband is watching footie when his wife interrupts, "Honey, the hallway light has been flickering for weeks. Can you fix it?" He angrily looks at her and says, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E Logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so!" "Well, what about the fridge door. It doesn’t close right." "Fix the Fridge Door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don’t think so!" "Ok", she says, "then you could at least fix the front door steps. They’re about to break." "I ain’t no damn Carpenter and I don’t wanna fix any steps," he says. "Does it look like I’ve got ACE hardware written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough. I’m off to the bar!" After a couple of hours at the local, he feels guilty and decides to go home and make up with his wife. As he walks up to the house he notice the steps are fixed. As he goes into the house he sess the hall light is working, and as he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. "Darling, how’d you get all this fixed?" She replies: "Well, after you left I was sitting outside crying when a nice young man asked what was wrong. I told him, he offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was to either bake a cake or go to bed with him." He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "Helo...Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, marriage, wife
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
Q: What is a ghosts favorite snack? A: Boo berries
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: food, Thanksgiving
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, stupid, Yo mama
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
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