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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
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Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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