The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
What's the only thing white girls swallow? Starbucks.
They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: "The salt was low." "Pick up bread. We be back." Grease all over my stove they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.