If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.