The best food jokes

Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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has 52.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: blonde, college, communication, food
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A man walks into his doctor's office and whines, "Doc, you've got to help me; I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass." The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, "I've got cream for that!"
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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