The best food jokes

First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, women
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, money, Yo mama
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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has 56.77 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems. You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, food
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper.
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has 56.46 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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