The best food jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving of cereal 1 single serving frozen dinner 1 can of Soup For One 1 16oz can of Miller Lite The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?" The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?" He replies, “Because you’re ugly.”
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: food, women
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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has 57.38 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food
Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: food, sport
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