The best food jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 53.56 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
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has 53.55 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: animal, birthday, dog, food
Q: What is a ghosts favorite snack? A: Boo berries
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: food, Thanksgiving
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, stupid, Yo mama
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: food, sport
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, food
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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