Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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I threw a ball for my dog...
It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
Q: What is a ghosts favorite snack?
A: Boo berries
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Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals?
A: On the range.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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