The best food jokes

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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