The best food jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan? A: We have to stop meating like this.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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