The best food jokes

That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, relationship, teacher, time
Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: elf, food
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid
Q: What is a ghosts favorite snack? A: Boo berries
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: food, Thanksgiving
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