What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!"
Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."
First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?
A: Cheez Whuz.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.