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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, "I think it's going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?" So off went junior for Father's umbrella, but three days later he still hadn't returned. "I think, dear," said Mother Tortoise to Father Tortoise, "that we had better eat junior's ice cream before it melts." And a voice from the door said, "If you do that I won't go."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, weather
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
What did the potato chip say to the battery? If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, life
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
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