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Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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A 5 year old and a 3 year old are upstairs in their bedroom "You know what?" says the 5 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 3 year old nods his head in approval, so the 5 year old says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" "Ok" the 3 year old, agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Shit mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Fruit Loops." (WHACK...she spanks him) He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 3 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know mum, but it won't be fucking Fruit Loops."
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
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Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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