The best food jokes

Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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has 59.46 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 59.38 % from 541 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Dad tries to persuade his son to eat the egg he has prepared for him: "Eat your egg my child to become as big as daddy!" "I do not want," says the little one. "Eat it my boy to become strong and powerful." "I’m telling you, no!" insists the youngest. "My dear son eat your egg to make your bird grow." And the mom from the inside "George, you eat the egg… I’ll make burgers for the kid!"
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: bird, dirty, food, kids
A 5 year old and a 3 year old are upstairs in their bedroom "You know what?" says the 5 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 3 year old nods his head in approval, so the 5 year old says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" "Ok" the 3 year old, agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Shit mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Fruit Loops." (WHACK...she spanks him) He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 3 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know mum, but it won't be fucking Fruit Loops."
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, food, kids
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food
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