The best food jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: food, sport
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 53.87 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, health
Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn't mean I'm against eating out.
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has 53.62 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
A blonde walks in the ice cream parlor and orders a chocolate ice cream cone. The clerk tells her that he has no chocolate ice cream, only vanilla and strawberry. The blonde then orders a pint of chocolate ice cream. The clerk once again tells her he has no chocolate ice cream, just vanilla and strawberry. The blonde then orders a quart of chocolate ice cream. The clerk once again tells her he has no chocolate ice cream, only vanilla and strawberry. The blonde then orders a half gallon of chocolate ice cream. The clerk then asks her how she spells van as in vanilla. She says, V-A-N. He then asks her how she spells straw as in strawberry. She says, S-T-R-A-W He then asks her how she spells fuck as in chocolate. After a while she says there is no fuck in chocolate. THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service, food
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, money, Yo mama
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