Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan? A: We have to stop meating like this.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.