The best food jokes

Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan? A: We have to stop meating like this.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: easter, food
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
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