Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people." First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed. They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride. So shed went in the store. Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long. Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!" Police officer was startled what he said. Police said "where's your manners boy!". Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...