Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people." First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."
First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.