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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."
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First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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