The best food jokes

A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables." The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer." The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, vulgar, work
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, husband, wife
They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: "The salt was low." "Pick up bread. We be back." Grease all over my stove they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, food, men
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, life
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