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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: "The salt was low." "Pick up bread. We be back." Grease all over my stove they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, wife
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, love
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, life
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