The best food jokes

Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food
What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables." The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer." The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, vulgar, work
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 52.48 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 52.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, husband, wife
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