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Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
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A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
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They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: "The salt was low." "Pick up bread. We be back." Grease all over my stove they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.
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What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
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