The best food jokes

KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
What did the potato chip say to the battery? If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, men
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, men
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
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