The best food jokes

First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, women
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, money, Yo mama
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, health
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, food, stupid
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems. You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, food
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
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