Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
KFC in Asia?
Korean fried cat.
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During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave.
"No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating.
They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch."
The teacher said "When its my break."
"Your break for what? the kid asks.
"My break up" the teacher said.
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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