First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems. You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.