The best food jokes

First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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has 52.09 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, wife
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, relationship, teacher, time
I went to the seaside yesterday and stopped at this stall with a sign which said "Lobster tails £1". I gave the man the money and he said "Once upon a time there was a lobster..."
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: food
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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