The best food jokes

Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, time
First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed. They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride. So shed went in the store. Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long. Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!" Police officer was startled what he said. Police said "where's your manners boy!". Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: cop, food, time, travel
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, women
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, money, Yo mama
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