The best food jokes

Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
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has 51.87 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, military, war
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 51.78 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, wife
A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, relationship, teacher, time
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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has 51.57 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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has 51.54 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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