Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people." First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.