The best food jokes

Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, life
First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 51.98 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 51.95 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
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