KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
What did the potato chip say to the battery? If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.