The best food jokes

A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, relationship, teacher, time
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: dog, food, winter
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, food, stupid
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, health
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 51.58 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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has 51.54 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A man walks into his doctor's office and whines, "Doc, you've got to help me; I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass." The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, "I've got cream for that!"
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
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