The best food jokes

How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, life
First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, wife
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
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