The best food jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, party
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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has 54.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: blonde, college, communication, food
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked if he was feeling better. The man said that he actually felt worse. “Did you drink warm salt water an hour before breakfast each day?” the Doc asked. “No,” replied the man somberly, letting out a sigh. “I could only do about 15 minutes!”
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, men, time
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
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