Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked if he was feeling better. The man said that he actually felt worse. “Did you drink warm salt water an hour before breakfast each day?” the Doc asked. “No,” replied the man somberly, letting out a sigh. “I could only do about 15 minutes!”
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.