The best food jokes

Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary replied, "I just peed in the soup!"
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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has 51.07 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, food
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, family, food
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, health
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, god, priest
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food
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