What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry. 
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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"
Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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