How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people." First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!