Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up?
Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag?
A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."
Waiter: "That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much."
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken?
A: Egg-splosion
Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore.
Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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