The best food jokes

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
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has 48.95 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, family, food
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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has 48.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup." Waiter: "That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much."
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken? A: Egg-splosion
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food
Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, family, food
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, food
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fish, food, health, little Johnny, math
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