The best food jokes

Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, teacher
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 49.51 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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has 49.34 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dog, food, little Johnny
A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to the cat, "Is there anything I can do to make your stay here better?" The cat said, "I've been sleeping on a cold floor and I'd love a warm pillow to sleep on. St. Peter gave a pillow to the cat, and the cat headed off to bed. Later, some mice came to St. Peter. They wanted roller skates to get around faster so St. Peter gave them their skates and the mice went off. The next evening St. Peter checks in on the cat. "How was your night last night?" The cat said "That pillow you gave me is really nice, but what I like the most about heaven is the Meals on Wheels."
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, food, heaven
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup." Waiter: "That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much."
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, family, food
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
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