Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up?
Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag?
A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."
Waiter: "That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much."
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken?
A: Egg-splosion
Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore.
Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals?
A: On the range.
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?"
Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."