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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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Signs You're No Longer in College... You no longer know what time fast food drive-thru windows close. Your potted plants stay alive. You pay at least a dollar more than the minimum payment on your credit card bill. Your friends' hook-ups and break-ups are now marriages and divorces. You attend parties that the police don't raid. You're not expected to leave the room when the adults are talking. You refer to college students as "those kids." You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of just beer, beer and beer. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of leftover pizza. At 6 a.m., you're putting your contact lens in instead of taking them out. Naps are no longer weekday options. Dating involves dinner and a movie, not keggers and Ecstasy. Grocery lists contain more than toilet paper and potato chips. You leave parties because you have a busy day tomorrow, not because the EMS guy has strapped you down.
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