Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary replied, "I just peed in the soup!"
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.