The best food jokes

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn't mean I'm against eating out.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Little Johnny was always late for school. When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle. Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket. Next day Johnny was on time. The teacher had history class. "What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student. "Asians", said the student. "What are the people in Africa called". "Africans" said the student. Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean." To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, little Johnny, school, teacher
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: blonde, college, communication, food
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
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