I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea. They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants? A: Dick-tator.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
One day a family is wondering what to cook for dinner. They have many ideas but each idea doesn't sound good. Eventually, they go to the living room to watch tv when all of a sudden a knock at the door. The mother answers it and it's a nun saying she's going door to door giving out soup to families. She takes the bag of soup and thanks to the nun. They all go to the kitchen and grab a bowl and then pour the soup into bowls. The father says "this soup stinks!" The mother says "honey a nun brought it to us be grateful." The father then tastes it and says "ew it tastes like shit" and the mother say s "honey just keep eating." After they finish they go to the living room and the news is on. The reporter says "the man dressed as a nun delivering raw sewage door to door has been caught" they all puked.
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
Inside a Best Buy store. Customer: "Can you help me? I'm looking for a shredder." Coworker: "We have all types of shredders. What will you be shredding primarily?" Customer: "Collard greens."
Q: What is a ghosts favorite snack? A: Boo berries
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.