The best food jokes

Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, food, stupid
Standing in line at a restaurant, I noticed that the few available tables left had not been cleaned off. I mentioned this to the cashier, who told the manager. A minute later, an annoyed-looking teen emerged from the back with a spray bottle and paper towels in hand. "All right," she bellowed clear across the crowded dining room, "which one of you people wanted a clean table?"
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: food, management, stupid
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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has 50.57 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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has 50.26 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dog, food, little Johnny
A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" She replies, "Sorry, this is a library." The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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