The best food jokes

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, food
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?" "Burgers, ma'am."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, school, teacher
A man walks into his doctor's office and whines, "Doc, you've got to help me; I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass." The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, "I've got cream for that!"
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
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