The best food jokes

Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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has 50.70 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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has 50.70 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" She replies, "Sorry, this is a library." The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Standing in line at a restaurant, I noticed that the few available tables left had not been cleaned off. I mentioned this to the cashier, who told the manager. A minute later, an annoyed-looking teen emerged from the back with a spray bottle and paper towels in hand. "All right," she bellowed clear across the crowded dining room, "which one of you people wanted a clean table?"
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: food, management, stupid
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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has 50.69 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
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