The best food jokes

Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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has 50.70 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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has 50.70 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" She replies, "Sorry, this is a library." The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Standing in line at a restaurant, I noticed that the few available tables left had not been cleaned off. I mentioned this to the cashier, who told the manager. A minute later, an annoyed-looking teen emerged from the back with a spray bottle and paper towels in hand. "All right," she bellowed clear across the crowded dining room, "which one of you people wanted a clean table?"
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: food, management, stupid
I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
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has 50.68 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, birthday, dog, food
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