The best food jokes

Two russian guys are walking down the street and they find a $100. So one says, "Ok, lets buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on vodka?." The other says, "I don't get it, why do we need so much bread?."
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food, money
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, husband, marriage, wife
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
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