The best food jokes

Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 51.13 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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has 51.11 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, food
Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, food, men
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Little Johnny was always late for school. When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle. Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket. Next day Johnny was on time. The teacher had history class. "What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student. "Asians", said the student. "What are the people in Africa called". "Africans" said the student. Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean." To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, little Johnny, school, teacher
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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