The best food jokes

Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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has 49.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 49.80 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, relationship, teacher, time
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fish, food, health, little Johnny, math
What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food
A Gujarati Funeral… A family in Gujarat got simply puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Puj. Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the Daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to all her brothers and sisters: Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben & Varsha, I am sending Puj. Ba’s dead body to you, since it was her last wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Kadhywad, GUJARAT, India. Sorry, I could not come, all of my paid leaves got consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ba’s body, 5 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates, 8 packets of Badam and few items for Kids. Please divide these among all of you. Near Ba’s feet, you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi’s sons. Hope the sizes are correct! Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and rest you can decide. The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba’s left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take it. The few pairs of white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among all the Nephews. Please distribute all these above items fairly & equally. Yours loving sister, Anubhavi P.S.: If anything more needed, let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days…
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: death, food, funeral, life
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
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