The best food jokes

When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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has 49.99 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
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