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Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
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