We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.