Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commentator.
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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What does an annoying pepper do?
It get's jalapeño face
One day a family is wondering what to cook for dinner.
They have many ideas but each idea doesn't sound good.
Eventually, they go to the living room to watch tv when all of a sudden a knock at the door.
The mother answers it and it's a nun saying she's going door to door giving out soup to families.
She takes the bag of soup and thanks to the nun.
They all go to the kitchen and grab a bowl and then pour the soup into bowls.
The father says "this soup stinks!"
The mother says "honey a nun brought it to us be grateful."
The father then tastes it and says "ew it tastes like shit" and the mother say s "honey just keep eating."
After they finish they go to the living room and the news is on.
The reporter says "the man dressed as a nun delivering raw sewage door to door has been caught" they all puked.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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