Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked if he was feeling better. The man said that he actually felt worse. “Did you drink warm salt water an hour before breakfast each day?” the Doc asked. “No,” replied the man somberly, letting out a sigh. “I could only do about 15 minutes!”
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.