The best food jokes

Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order. "I'll have your biggest, juiciest steak," says the husband. "But sir, what about the mad cow?" asks the waiter. "Oh," says the husband, "she'll order for herself."
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, marriage, wife
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
A retiree and his aged wife started having problems in remembering, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the wife got up from her chair and her retired husband asks, "Where are you going?" She replies, "To the kitchen." he asks "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" She replies, "Sure." he then asks him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" She says, "No, I can remember that." he then says, "Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that." She says, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." he replies, "Well, I also would like whip cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down." With irritation in her voice, she says, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that." She then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes she returns from the kitchen and hands him a plate of bacon and eggs. He stares at the plate for a moment and says, "You forgot my toast."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, memory, old people, technology, wife
Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, food
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants? A: Dick-tator.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
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