The best food jokes

We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: food, life
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, family, food
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
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