The best food jokes

There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 50.39 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, god, priest
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary replied, "I just peed in the soup!"
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
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